it ain't easy being green...

it ain't easy being green...

green? me? are you kidding? i decided to wear bright cheery colors today because i woke up hating people and figured i could use the motivation to be in a good mood.

last night after working out, i went to the grocery store to buy some bananas and some smart water. (god, i love smart water.) and when i walked in the door, these two dumbass presumably ucla students approached me and said, "you know, sometimes cocaine is a GOOD thing. best diet ever. you should try it because you so need it."

i responded in a typical smartass skampy way something like "wow, thanks for the tip. i guess i'll be skipping the frozen pizzas i was planning on buying tonight." and then just glared at them until they walked away.

but seriously...what the fuck is wrong with people? what if i was actually an insecure girl who was really struggling with her weight? granted, i'm in weight watchers and i'm trying to lose the last 15 pounds of my 70+ pound weight loss adventure, but i'm extremely confident with my looks and with my weight and so therefore their comment just kinda annoyed me. but can you imagine if if i was insecure? and depressed? that comment would've sent me over the edge and i would've likely ended up purchasing a metric ton of nachos and pizzas and cookies and just binged and cried all night.

people need to start sucking a lot less.
panicindetroit: 08/31/2005 1:58 PM
forget this men, the important is not what you look like but what you are !
I love you as you are my dear !
:)
skampy: 08/31/2005 2:00 PM
panic, let's be frank: you can love me for what i look like because i'm smokin' hot. but ok, you can also like my personality. i suppose.

BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I'M CUTE. OK?

;)
sx70: 08/31/2005 2:40 PM
it's burning my face off
matt: 08/31/2005 2:42 PM
Dana, I previously hadn't the heart to tell you this, but you know our friendship? It's all based on wanting to get into your pants, as I could care less about your personality.

It feels good to come clean.
skampy: 08/31/2005 2:44 PM
matt, just shut up, smile and look pretty, ok??

;)
matt: 08/31/2005 2:45 PM
SMILING!
matt: 08/31/2005 2:46 PM
by the way, I would have suckerpunched the boys on your behalf. I'm a lover, not a fighter, but.....
timmay: 08/31/2005 3:01 PM
daner, move to san francisco already ... people here don't give a shit about any of that crap ....
XRIS: 08/31/2005 3:06 PM
Dana you ARE hot!!
i don't think they were ucla students or they would've known that there are way better things than coke out there :)
skampy: 08/31/2005 3:21 PM
btw, this is not a "fishing for compliments" photo. it is merely to point out that the bumper sticker is true: mean people really do suck.

(unless you are mean behind peoples' backs. then it's ok. i mean, as long as you ARE SURE they don't hear you. might i recommend IMing your mean comments in the teeniest font available? that usually works out. *ahem*)
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skampy
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we were all trying to just not care.

we were all trying to just not care.

of me by me.

of me, by me.

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that camera is a phoney

that camera is a phoney

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